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neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

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aka14kgold:

islamic-art-and-quotes:

The FBI caught a terrorist last week, but since he is not Muslim, you probably didn’t hear about it on the news.

Talbot is a white, radical right-wing conservative who was arrested by the FBI on charges of “attempted interference with commerce by robbery, solicitation to commit a crime of violence and possession of an explosive material.”


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His plan was to rob banks to fund his revolution, and then also blow up mosques.

[Source]

Well, since the ‘blowing up mosques’ part is more or less on the CIA’s agenda, you can see why the FBI wouldn’t want to call him a terrorist…

aka14kgold:

islamic-art-and-quotes:

The FBI caught a terrorist last week, but since he is not Muslim, you probably didn’t hear about it on the news.

Talbot is a white, radical right-wing conservative who was arrested by the FBI on charges of “attempted interference with commerce by robbery, solicitation to commit a crime of violence and possession of an explosive material.”

His plan was to rob banks to fund his revolution, and then also blow up mosques.

[Source]

Well, since the ‘blowing up mosques’ part is more or less on the CIA’s agenda, you can see why the FBI wouldn’t want to call him a terrorist…

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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When my girlfriend is on the toilet pooping, I come in and fart so I guess you could say I’m stealing her thunder

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collegehumor:

Seriously though, Lion King 17 really ties up some loose ends.

Finish reading —> 5 Incredible Disney DVD Sequels You Didn’t Know Existed

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theadultswimpage:

American Dad Fan Art

Click here for more from Bill Pyle

         - [adult swim] fan

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dorkly:

5 Videogame Cross-Overs We Wish Would Happen
With Professor Layton teaming up with Phoenix Wright, Hideo Kojima teaming up with Guillermo Del Torro for Silent Hill, crossovers in the videogame world are happening more and more - and people are loving it. In an ideal world, there are so many games we’d love to combine. Since we don’t have an infinite amount of time, we picked a few of our favorite games that will probably never happen.

dorkly:

5 Videogame Cross-Overs We Wish Would Happen

With Professor Layton teaming up with Phoenix Wright, Hideo Kojima teaming up with Guillermo Del Torro for Silent Hill, crossovers in the videogame world are happening more and more - and people are loving it. In an ideal world, there are so many games we’d love to combine. Since we don’t have an infinite amount of time, we picked a few of our favorite games that will probably never happen.

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collegehumor:

Today is V-J Day. If you don’t know what that means then learn all about WWII & find out.
See the entire history of the world here.

collegehumor:

Today is V-J Day. If you don’t know what that means then learn all about WWII & find out.

See the entire history of the world here.

— 1 week ago with 249 notes

collegehumor:

Finish “The Avengers Got a Hello Kitty Makeover

How does one knock The Avengers off of their superhero pedestal? Easy, give them all pink, sparkly Hello Kitty makeovers. Nothing puts a cocky Tony Stark in his place like taking a bedazzler gun to his precious Iron Man suit, and that’ exactly what bloggers DreamstoreLegolas, and Nerdweigan have done. It’s a little more difficult to take that Hulk rage seriously when he’s sporting a Hello Kitty tramp stamp. 

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Everything Is Samuel L. Jackson's Fault from Samuel L Jackson

funnyordie:

Everything Is Samuel L. Jackson’s Fault

Here’s an idea, parents: If Sam Jackson is in the movie, maybe your kid shouldn’t watch it?

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headfirstforieros:

you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions

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Anonymous asked: You ever played Twister with Mr Fantastic?


Answer:

fromthedeskofdeadpool:

I think you might be mistaking Richards for someone who knows what fun is.

— 2 weeks ago with 70 notes
queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

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